Power Plug Trays™️
Unlocking the true power of plants, the newest innovation from Bob’s Market is here!
For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a plug tray that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the Power Plug Tray™️.
Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of photosenthetic magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance of the conductive polymer trays.
The original trays had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two bar rails were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
The Power Plug Tray™️ has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of the greenhouse.